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Joke 81
There was a Japanese man who came to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he
hired a cab and told the driver Banta Singh to drive to the Airport. During the
journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. There upon, the man leaned out of the
window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!."
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi, again, the Japanese man leaned out
of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese
leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
Banta was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number
of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. The
Japanese exclaimed, "What?? ... so expensive!"
There upon, Banta yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in India!"
Joke 82
Once upon a time Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking towards each other on
a country road. Santa Singh was carrying a burlap bag over his shoulder. "Oye
Sante" Banta drawled, "what's in the bag?" "Chickens," was the reply. Banta: "If
I guess how many, can I have one?" Santa: "You can have both of them." Banta:
"OK, let's see, Five?"
Joke 83
The doctor told the sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days,
he would lose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, the sardarji called the doctor
to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the
problem?"asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home."
Joke 84
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how
did he do his exam, for that he replied ;Exam was okay, but for the past tense
of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!!
Joke 85
This sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the
road. Can you guess what he might be thinking?? '"Damn it!! Even today I'd have
to fall"
Joke 86
Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths. He finds cat food at special
prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager
gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably
feed cat food to his kids. He asks Banta to show him his cat before he could let
him have cat food. Banta goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the
cat food.
Next week Banta finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog
food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that
this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food
to his kids. He asks Banta to bring and show him the dog before he can let him
have dog food. Banta goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog
food.
Next week Banta comes to Woolworth's with a bag. He asks the manager to put his
hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it
out. He shouts at Banta: "What! This is shit!" Banta calmly replies: "Yes, and I
want toilet paper".
Joke 87
Hi,
I'm a virus from Ludhiana.
Please forward this email to all the contacts in your address book.
Then delete all the files on your hard disk.
Thanks very much
Sardarji Virus
Joke 88
Banta was bragging to his boss one day. "You know, I know everyone there is to
know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his
boss called his bluff, "OK, Banta how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure Sir, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Banta and his boss
fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door. Sure enough, Tom Cruise
greets them when the door is opened, "Banta! Great to see you! You and your
friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Banta's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's
house, he tells Banta that he thinks Banta's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No,
no, just name anyone else," Banta says.
'³President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Banta says, "I know him.
Let's fly out to Washington." At the White House, Clinton spots Banta on the
tour and motions him and his boss over saying, "Banta, what a surprise, I was
just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and have a cup
of tea first.?"
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After
they leave the White House, he expresses his doubts to Banta, who again implores
him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Banta. "My
folks are from Russia, and I've known the pope for a long time." So they fly to
Rome. Banta and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when
Banta says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these
people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll
come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed
toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Banta emerges with the Pope
on the balcony. But by the time Banta returns, he finds that his boss has had a
heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side,
Banta asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says," I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on
the balcony when the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with
Banta?"
Joke 89
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Sardar are talking about their daughters.
The Englishman says: the other day I went into my daughter's bedroom and found a
box of cigarettes. I was shocked. I didn't know she smokes.
The Scotsman says: well, you won't believe it but the other day I went into my
daughter's bedroom and found a bottle of vodka. I was shocked. I had no idea she
drank.
The Sardarji says: well that's absolutely nothing. The other day I went into my
daughter's bedroom and found a box of condoms. I was shocked. I didn't know she
had a dick.
Joke 90
There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars
in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is
on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone
is celebrating as if its marriage baraat.
So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;one of your family members is dead and you're
rejoicing ?"
Comes the reply, "It definetly is a time for celebration as for the first time a
sardar has died of brain tumor!!"
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