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Joke 61
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his
hands starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him,
"Sir, What are you doing?" To this the sardar replies, "You guys only have
written here - Wash Basin' ".
Joke 62
There were three guys, Banta Singh, an Italian, and a Jewish guy. They all
worked together at a factory. Everyday they notice that their boss leaves work a
little early. So one day they meet and decide that when the boss leaves, they'll
all leave early too. The boss left and so did they. The Jewish guy goes home and
goes to rest so he can get an early start. The Italian guy goes home and cooks
dinner. Our Banta goes home and walks to his bedroom. He opens the door slowly
and sees his wife in bed with his boss! He shuts the door and scrambles back to
the office. The next day the Italian and Jewish guys are talking and plan to go
home early again. They ask Banta if he wants to leave early again and he
says,"no." They ask him why not and he says, because yesterday I almost got
caught!"
Joke 63
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking down a street. They saw a pile of
something that sparked their interest.
"Looks like s**t", Banta Singh said.
"Yup, yup, looks like s**t." Santa Singh answered.
"Smell it, see if it smells like s**t." Banta Singh told him.
So Santa Singh smells it and says, "Yup, smells like s**t."
"Feel it, see if it feels like s**t." Banta Singh said.
"Yup, sure feels like s**t." Santa Singh answers.
"Taste it, maybe it tastes like s**t." Banta Singh told Santa Singh.
"Yup, yup. Tasted like s**t." Santa Singh said.
"Well, if it looks like s**t, smells like s**t, feels like s**t, and tastes like
s**t, it must be a pile of s**t."
Banta Singh concluded, "I'm so glad we didn't step in it then."
Joke 64
Santa and Banta were talking the other day at work. Santa said, "My wife gave me
religion." "Really?" Banta replied. "Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe
in hell."
Joke 65
Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend
Banta. As Banta Singh stood beside the bed, Santa Singh's frail condition grew
worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta Singh
lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of
strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Banta Singh thought it best not to
look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket. Several
days later, at the funeral, Banta Singh was visiting Santa's family. He realized
that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died. "You
know," he said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it,
but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He
unfolded the note and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"
Joke 66
Sardarji praising his son who is a Civil engineer, who just laid a road near his
house. "Wow! This is terrific! Look at the job he has done! ............ The
distance from my house to the railway station is the same as the railway station
to my house!!!!!!!!"
Joke 67
Santa Singh and Banta Singh got a US software assignment. After reaching US both
were staying in the same building. Santa on the first floor and Banta on the
thirty fifth floor. One day the elevators were not working. Banta decided to
tease Santa and he invited Santa on the phone for Sarson da Saag and Makke di
Roti. When Santa reached the 35th floor using the stairs he was cheesed off to
see a note on the door saying "How was the journey !!" Seeing this Santa got
extremely annoyed and decided to take revenge. He put another note saying " Boss
I cannot make it today!!!"
Joke 68
Santa Singh bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A
neighbor suggested that he cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until
the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked
exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again.
The neighbor suggested Santa notch the ear of one horse. That worked fine until
the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend
couldn't tell them apart.
The neighbor suggested he measure the horses for height. When he did, he was
very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.
Joke 69
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American
Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can
go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
Joke 70
Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
How can you tell when a Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can't a Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?"
What do Smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snow-man as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
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