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Joke 31
A young ventriloquist is touring North India and stops to entertain a gathering
in Punjab. He's going through his usual stupid sardar jokes when a big burly
sardar in the audience stands up and says "I've heard just about enough of your
silly sardar jokes; we aren't all stupid here in Punjab."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy pipes up "You
stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the stupid little fellow on your knee!"
Joke 32
Santa Singh got his promotion and become an officer in Punjab Government. To
keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his
subordinates. One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss
was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why are you outstanding! Please
income.'
Joke 33
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.'
Doctor : 'What's your problem?'
Sardarji : 'I keep forgetting things.'
Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?'
Sardarji : 'What problem?'
Joke 34
Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is
closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how
will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
Joke 35
Banta Singh went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise the waiter who came
to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at school. Banta called him and
said 'Aren't you ashamed of working in a seedy joint like this?' 'Not at all,'
replied the classmate. 'I would be ashamed if I ate my meal here. I only work in
this place.'
Joke 36
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one
was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just
one question and base his decision upon that answer.
When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed
Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed
him." The chief thanked him and he left.
When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same
question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked
the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was
asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I
have some time to think about it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back to me
tomorrow."
When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How did the interview go?". Pat
came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.
Joke 37
What do you call a Sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag in
his hand? Surrender Singh
Joke 38
Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements
to each other. Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?' Banta
singh : 'Yes, I have' Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.' Banta singh :
'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?' Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.'
Joke 39
Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone,
sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is
the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour
conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.
Joke 40
A sardar from Delhi had an old car which had run for over a 1,00,000 kilometres.
He wanted to sell it, but was not getting a good price because of its excess
mileage. He approached a Madrasi friend of his and asked for help. The Madrasi
gave him an address in Chennai (Madras) and asked him to visit a mechanic there.
The mechanic would adjust the meter so that it shows only 30,000 kilometres.
The sardar thanked him and left for Madras. For a few days, the Madrasi didn't
see the sardar. He assumed that the sardar would have sold the car. A few weeks
later, the sardar came to see the Madrasi in the same car. The Madrasi was
surprised and asked - "What happened? Why have you not sold your car yet?"
The sardar replied - "Why should I? It has run for only 30,000 kilometres."
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