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Joke 101
What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel
Joke 102
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the Jalandhar zoo. Knowing that
he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the
next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up.
Again he got out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next
enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll get?"
Kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"
Joke 103
Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was? ......... He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
Joke 104
Sardarji is standing below a tube light with a open mouth..
Do you know Why ? . . . .
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
Joke 105
Santa Singh and Banta Singh go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet this
Frenchman called Jean Paul and become good pals. Jean Paul finds these two Surds
somewhat amusing and so he goes all out to make them happy. He treats them at
pubs, bars, discotheques.
This goes on for a while until one fine day Jean Paul does not turn up. The
Surds assume that some important work would have held him up and do not take a
serious note of it. But, perhaps something was serious as Jean Paul does not
turn up for next five days at a stretch.
At this the Surds get alarmed and go to the police station to lodge a complaint.
The inspector asks them to give details of the person who's missing. The
following conversation follows:
Santa Singh: Well, his name is Jean Paul..
Inspector: It's a very common name in France. Something more please..
Banta Singh: Well, he is very tall..
Inspector: Most of the people in France are tall. Big deal..
Santa Singh: Well, he's got blue eyes..
Inspector: Oh! no. Something more substantial..
Banta Singh: I got it. This is slightly uncommon. I'm sure now you shall be able
to track him. You see, He's got two holes in his ass..
Inspector: (shocked): Well, well, that's curious. Are you sure?
Banta Singh: Ya! Ya!
Inspector: Are you definitely sure that this very personal info. you have is
CORRECT?
Banta Singh: Most certainly..
Inspector (still skeptical): But how're you so sure?
Banta Singh: Simple. Whenever we used to go with him to the bar, everyone used
to greet him as "Here comes Jean Paul with two assholes"
Joke 106
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
Joke 107
Santa and Banta had been having a few beers at the bar together recounting old
times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the same time, Still
deep in conversation, Santa could hardly ignore the fact that Banta was very
well endowed.
"I say, that's a remarkable dong you have there," Santa was prompted to remark.
"Wasn't always that way," replied Banta. "Medical science can do wonders with
transplants these days," he said. "I got this done in Chandigarh. It costs me
twenty thousand bucks, but as you can see, well worth every rupee."
Santa was envious. In fact, he packed his bag that night and drove to Chandigarh.
It was a good six months later before he ran into Banta once again and he could
hardly wait to tell him that he had taken his advice and was well pleased with
the result.
"You were diddled. I got mine for ten thousand bucks only."
Banta could hardly believe it. Same address in Chandigarh, same doctor.
Complaining that he had been ripped off, he asked Santa if he could have a look.
Once more they lined up at the loo and when Banta took a peek over the
partition, the worried frown which had creased his face disappeared and he
starts laughing.
"What happened, why are you laughing?" "No wonder," Banta laughed.
"That's my old one!"
Joke 108
While in the playground with his friend, Santa's son, Pappu, noticed that Sonu
was wearing a brand new watch.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Pappu.
"Nope." replied Sonu.
"Well, did you get it for Baisakhi then?"
Again Sonu says "Nope."
"You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Pappu.
"No," said Sonu. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they
were 'doing the nasty stuff. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Pappu was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Sonu's
watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his
parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just
then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom.
Santa, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. "What are you doing here?
What do you want?"
"I wanna watch," his son replied. Without missing a stroke, Santa said, "Fine.
Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet."
Joke 109
Sardar and Family decide to introduce themselves at a party.
I Sardar, She Sardarni, The Boy my Kid and the Girl My Kidney
Joke 110
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain
announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is
nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but
we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the
flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just
fine on two engines."
An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival
will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry, we still have one engine
left."
A Sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we
lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
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