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Joke 1
Once a Sardarji was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy
sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station
arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Sardaji
deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly
shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and
he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed
when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The
cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woke up someone else"
Joke 2
Do u know what Sardarji will do if he wants a white paper ? (he already has one
and he wants one more..) He takes a Xerox of the white paper !!!
Joke 3
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking
God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you
thanking God for?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that
I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing
too."
Joke 4
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie
detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is
silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the
lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji
says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
Joke 5
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. "What
happened?" asked Surjit. "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come
?" "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown
live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet." " But that's
only Rs. 500, where did the rest go?" " Yaar, I bet on the highlights too."
Joke 6
Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane.
Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no parachutes
with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of
their planes.
First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and
jumped. Using the turban he slowly floated down. Then the Hindu removed his
dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated
down gently. Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped
out.
Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall rapidly
from the plane to the ground. He passed by the Hindu who said - " May Bhagwan
help you".
Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him
and was puzzled. So he said - "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster"
Saying so, he let go of his turban.
Joke 7
A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in
serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for
help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... "Oh Bhagwan, please
help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose
my house as well, please let me win the lotto". Lotto night comes and somebody
else wins it.
The Sardarji goes back to the temple..................... "Bhagwan, please let
me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car
as well". Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!!
Back to the temple..................
"My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car
and my wife and children are starving.. I don't often ask you for help and I
have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto
this one time so I can get my life back in order???".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the
Sardarji is confronted by the voice of
Lord: "SARDARJI, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST".
Joke 8
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along
some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab
kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?). Sardarji replies
"Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" (If the stupid train comes
late, I will die of hunger
Joke 9
This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji,
kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" (What Sardarji? Are you
afraid of the cinema?).Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki
cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "( I am an intelligent man, I
know it is a movie, but does that animal know?)
Joke 10
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He
takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five
minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them
out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His
shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches
him and asks what is going on. Oye, I am only following the instructions -
'Answer in brief'.
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