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Joke 71
There was a Blonde and her husband. One morning the husband leaves for work and
the blonde gets up. She's determined to prove to her husband that blondes are
not dumb, by painting the kitchen.
When her husband gets home he says to his wife "Honey why do you have 3 coats
on?"
The blonde says, "Well the directions on the paint said to use three coats for
best results."
Joke
72
One night a man walked into a bar with an alligator.
He stood up on the counter and announced "If i stick my cock and balls into this
gators mouth, let the gator shut his jaws and
pull them out without a scratch on 'em you'll all buy me a drink."
The crowed looked up at the man and nodded with glee.
So the man whipped out his cock and balls and stuck them in the gators mouth
then shut the gators jaws.
A few moments later he hit it on the head with a beer bottle and the gators
mouth flung open, he pulled his genitilia out without
a scratch.
As he was collecting his first free drink he looked to the crowed and asked if
anybody would like to try.
A hush blew over the crowed.
All of a sudden a hand shot up in the back." I would said the blond lady if you
promise not to hit me in the head with a beer
bottle.
Joke 73
"Excuse me, could you tell me the time?" asked the blonde of a man on the street
corner.
"Sure....it's three fifteen,"he replied with a smile.
"Thanks," she said, a puzzled look crossing her face." You know, it's the
weirdest
thing-I've been asking that question all day long, and each time I get a
different answer."
Joke 74
A blond is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over.
The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies
"No".
So he radios the station and asks what to do.
The cop at the station says "Is she a blonde driving a lipstick red corvette?"
and the cop replies "Yes".
So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of the car and pull
out your dick as you walk up to her".
So the cop does exactly what the other cop says. The blond gets out of the car
and he whips out his dick.
The blond "sighs" and says please not another breath analyzer test.
Joke 75
A blonde is on holiday and she walks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to
her mum in America.
She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk
and says: "Excuse me could you help
me send an e-mail to my mum?"
The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya"
And the blonde says "Sure I'll do anything for my mum"
The guy says: "In that case follow me"
So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he
unzips his trousers and pulls down his
boxers and says: "Well go on then you said you'd do anything!"
So she picks up his dick, holds it to her mouth and says: "Hello.........mum are
you there?"
Joke 76
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of
genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high
prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the
"no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll
just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of
shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest.
Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde
turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in
the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing
waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot
alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and
with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were
several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just
then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out,
"Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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