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Joke 51
Q) What happened when the blonde shot an arrow into the air?
A) She missed

Joke 52
Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman.
The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?"
"Sure that sounds great!" said Julie. "Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man. "Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked.
"Yeah, great. You’ll find the paint and ladders you’ll need in the garage."
The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife.
"Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I’m all finished," she told the surprised homeowner.
The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?"
"Yeah," Julie replied. "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!"
The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.
"Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari."

Joke 53
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

Joke 54
A blondes boyfriend was in the drive way and the blonde came running out and started jumping up and down. The boyfriend question her as to why she was so happy. She replied "we are having a baby" and he said cool and then she said "we are having twins" and he asked her how do u know, she said I took 2 pregnancy and they said that I was pregnant

Joke 55
A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn’t win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.
"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."

Joke 56
Q) How did the blonde get lipstick on her steering wheel?
A) She was trying to blow the horn!!!

Joke 57
A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother,
"Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?"
"Yes, dear," replied her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it.
"But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?"

Joke 58
A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.
Upon answering the phone, Judi exclaims "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static." To which the store clerk responds "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"
"It's called Head Cleaner."

Joke 59
Two blond builders were working on a house. One blonde was on a ladder nailing. She'd reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood.
The other blond couldn't stand it any longer and yelled up, "Why are you throwing some of the nails away?"
The first blonde explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it's pointed toward me I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I can use it!"
The second blond explained, "Don't throw away those nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house!!"

Joke 60
One day after work, a blonde walked into a pizza parlor and ordered a small personal pizza. When it was finished, the waiter asked the blonde if she wanted it cut into four pieces or eight.
The blond thought a bit and said "Better make it four, I'd never be able to eat eight."

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