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Joke 41
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and tells the doctor she’s broken every
single bone in her body. "That’s impossible!" says the doctor.
The blonde says, "No, it’s really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with her
index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells
"Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her composure
as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told you I broke
every bone in my body."
The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss," he
tells her, "I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you
haven’t broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you’ve broken
your finger."
Joke
42
A blonde goes to the hairdressers with her walkman on. When it gets to her turn
the hairdresser says "can you take your
walkman off please" and she replies "oh no i can never take it off, just cut
around it" so she does. A couple of weeks later she
is back again the hairdresser asks to take her walkman off and she gets the same
answer. When she is having her hair cut
she falls asleep and the hairdresser sneaks her walkman off. When she has
finished she tries to wake the blonde but she is
dead. She picks up the walkman and it is saying "breathe in, breathe out!"
Joke 43
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: When u slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.
Joke 44
A blonde, redhead and a brunette were waiting in the Gynecologist office, for
there check-up.
The redhead says," I heard that the position you always have sex in determine
the sex of your baby’.
redhead continues" since i was always on top , I'm having a boy."
then the brunette says," so i was always on the bottom, i must be having a girl.
then they heard the blonde crying and the brunnete asked" whats the matter?"
blonde replied," I'm having puppies!"
Joke 45
There were 11 women hanging onto a rope that was hanging down a cliff. Ten were
blonde, and one was a brunette. They all
decided that one person should let go because if they didn’t then the rope would
break and everyone would die. No one could
decide who should go, so finally the brunette thought to herself “I’ll let go.”
After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would let go, all of
the blondes started clapping.
Joke 46
A man arrives home to find his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister. He
asks her what she is doing, she replies, "just
heating up dinner, honey."
Joke 47
Three men, a black man, a Chinese man, and a white man, the blonde of course,
were locked up in prison for doing heinous
crimes and were about to be executed, they had three means of execution to
choose from, to be hanged, to be shot, or to be
injected with the aids virus and die slowly and painfully, the black man being
first chose to be shot in the head, the Chinese
man wanted an open casket funeral, chose to be hanged, the blonde now, thinking
that he’s smarter than them all chose to be
injected with the aids virus, after being injected he was laughing non stop, and
seemed very happy, the warden, curious as to
why the blonde man was laughing so hard, asked him, why are u laughing and your
going to die, the blonde man , gasping for
breaths between laughs said....."I'm not gonna die u idiot, i was wearing a
condom".
Joke 48
A sheriff in a small town walks out on a street and sees a blonde cowboy walking
down the street with nothing on but his
boots, his hat and his gun, so the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. As
the sheriff is locking him up he asks "Why in
the world are you going around town nude?" The cowboy responds "Well, it’s like
this sherrif. I was sitting in a bar, when a
pretty redhead asked me to go to her motor home with her and I did. We go inside
and she pulls off her top and asks me to
take off my shirt...so I did. Then she takes off her skirt and asks me to take
off my pants....so I did. Then she takes of her
underwear and asks me to take mine off too..so I did. Then she crawls on the bed
and gives me a funny look and says "Now
go to town cowboy." so here i am!
Joke 49
2 Blondes having lunch on a park bench one sunny day when 1 blonde goes to the
other 1 "lets play a game....if you can
guess how many sandwiches I have in my lunch box I will give you the both of
them"
Joke 50
How do u keep a blonde busy
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
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